I think I need a new wardrobe.
I haven't done any shopping for awhile, but the question remains, who can I hook up with as a running mate, me being the bottom of the ticket? Note the woman is the BOTTOM of the ticket. Why can't a woman be the TOP of a ticket?
Neimam Marcus, Saks, wowow. I bet they have pretty "things".
Oh well it might be best I have no one in sight and no one has ask me. Imagine what a whole new look could do for this astrologer??!!I never bought anything from Neiman Marcus. I even had to google its name. I want the experience!
Maybe I should go more witchie? Have my hair pointed in sharp, points...oh right-it won't be my choice, and I cannot be me, but it is a wardrobe that gives me the image that my running mate wants me to have. Sure, I will let him squash my personality. Change who I am.
Then I need robo calls. I am sure it will help business. Can you imagine what I could order up and have said. ..but the requirements will be:
1) it must not be true
2) it must be frightening to the listener..
Here we go with samples:
The world is coming to an end, To find the path to life, off this planet- vote JB. Do you like that?
My opponent astrologer promises you they will help you win the lottery but they have never won the lottery or even a raffle. Can you trust them?
JB can tell you where to find the key to Fort Knox. She just found the missing key to her house. She can do it. She has experience. Choose JB.
Now won't that be impressive and bring in believers/clients?
I wonder how the voter who believes they are voting for less taxes feels when suddenly they are doubled by their choice? isn't this deception?
This election has some wild facets to it. I don't need to tell you, but apply them to your daily life, would they work? How outrageous are these calls? . PS Don't forget to vote for JB the day after election day. She will help you get a new wardrobe.